She went swimming in the pool on the first morning while her hubby sat on a sunbed reading. She decided when she had had enough to get out of the pool and get a drink from the bar so shouted to hubby to see if he wanted one.
'Good God woman whats wrong with your legs?' he shouted across the pool.
Looking down she could see what looked like black spots about the size of a penny all over them.
Turns out that they were the black polka dots off her new swimsuit which had somehow come loose and slid down.
Looking over the pool she could see others floating in the water and attaching themselves to other swimmers.
Exit one very embarrassed friend.
That will teach her for buying cheap cozzies!!
